Wow, we’re finally here… The Lost Island, home of the M&M’S® Lost Tribe! The big noisy boat just dropped us off, and as we walked through the trees we saw our ancestors for the first time!! The Yellow guy was pretty excited to see us! He looked like me. Who would have thought?

Anyway, pretty excited! Gotta go find a rock to give as a present. I think that’s what they do here.

Bye!

Yellow.

If you hadn’t already heard, we’re all pretty sure the Lost Tribe wants to eat us. I should have known. You can take me to the other end of the world and I’m still irresistible. Being irresistible is one thing, but being eaten for dinner was definitely not what I had in mind when I came on this. Crispy is sitting in a hut somewhere, rocking back and forth (And regularly slapping himself! I can hear it from here.) Red is trying to talk his way out of it with a tribe who don’t speak the language. His gift of the gab just stopped working! Even Yellow thinks we are doomed! And Blue is still trying to find a mirror! (I’m not telling him where I’ve put mine…)

So, to put it in simple English terms, THIS. IS. A. DISASTER!

They’re cannibals!!!! I just met my dear old Great Uncle Yellow! He was hanging from a tree, all shrunken. They shrunk his head, which is his body. OMG, the Lost Tribe of M&M’s® are cannibals! They want to eat us! This is soooo scary! (Although, it’s nice to know we’re still irresistible.) Ahhhhhhhh!

They keep looking at me funny. It must be their custom. The big Yellow one seems slower. I like him. Anyway, it’s nice to finally meet them all. I never knew there were so many. I think they’re my cousins. The yellow ones seem to have some sort of unspoken connection with me. Red said that we have one brain between us. That’s nice. 

Yellow.

Umm, Hey,

You’ll never believe what happened today. It’s unbelievable, that’s why you won’t believe it. So there I am, minding my own business and wondering why spiders have eight legs when they probably only need six, when some nut (sorry Yellow) freaked me out! He was putting pepper on me like I was a cracker and dip! WAIT! They think I’m a cracker and dip!!? Well, maybe not that, but they think I’m food!

Oh no, think, Crispy, think! I’ve got to go roll around in garlic. That works as a deterrent, right?

Gotta run,
C.

Hey Sports fans,

Now I don’t want to be rude about our hosts, but these people are absolutely, well, TRIBAL! To be honest, I think they could spend a little more time cleaning their huts. And their food! Miss Green went a little greener just looking at her dinner! Really, I imagined a better class of M&M. I’m going to call my agent to complain. Will let you know how I go.

Blue.

Hey dudes, don’t get me wrong, after they untied us, I started liking it here. The weather was bearable, Blue and Green spent the whole day sunbaking and didn’t bother me.

But boy, our ancestors are they nasty little guys. They’re all painted up with spears and sharp teeth and incredibly bad manners. Even today, Yellow and I were in a cave (don’t ask) and one of the little creeps snuck up on us! I mean, the absolute nerve of these guys. To think we’re even related makes me crazy!

Also, if I’m going to be frank, I think they look more hungry, than friendly. But we’ll see.

Red, over and out.

Hey my boys ‘n’ gals...

These strange little tribal guys might be Yellow’s tribal ancestors, but I’m pretty sure they aren’t mine! And there I was thinking that it would be somehow liberating to get back to nature with my people. Not happening here folks, no, no, no noooo!

These tribal guys might know about war paint and spears, but I’m with Red, they sure don’t know about manners. And they could learn a thing or two about respect as well! Really, after a long trip, the least I expect is a complimentary aperitif and turn down service.

This guy keeeeeeeeeps staring at my shell! Hmpff! RUDE!

<3,
A not-so-happy Green.

Hey Fans,

I hate to vent like this, but arghhhhh! Our long lost ancestors, the M&M’s®Lost Tribe, were supposedly heating up the Jacuzzi for us, and so, you know, naturally I thought I’d get myself a lemonade with one of those little umbrellas? You know the ones. Anyhow, 30 minutes later and there was NO LEMONADE! Sheesh, how hard can it be to get a drink and a shvitz at the same time? I give this island 2/5 stars.

Sorry to vent again,

Yours, Blue.

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