I don't understand this 'PRODUCT' section. M&M'S® are not products, we're M&M'S®! Being labelled a 'PRODUCT' is a little undignified. Oh, don't get me wrong. I love being the Peanut one. But really, being a 'PRODUCT' is so one-dimensional.

Milk Chocolate M&M'S® aren't just 'products'. I know that Red feels that he's more than just a 'Milk Chocolate M&M'S®'. He's an intelligent, caring individual.

Of course, they make M&M'S® with delicious rice crispiness in them, but that doesn't mean that our Crispy isn't a real person. No way, he's as weird and real as they come.

Our little friends the M&M'S® MINIS, how must they feel? They're not just small, cute and colourful. They're full of life. You can't just call them a 'PRODUCT'. Although, they really don't get on TV quite so much and their character is less developed, so maybe they are just a product.

Oh, let's not forget M&M'S® MIX-UPS. They're kind of like our whole M&M'S® family in the one pack, except the M&M'S® MINIS. I would say melting pot, but we don't melt... So I would say they're more of a family unit than a product.

Um, this bit is a little embarrassing. You can see our 'Nutritional Information' here. Apparently food products have to have it. I don't' think that's helping my argument, is it?