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Well what can I say about me that hasn't already been said.
I'm smart, savvy and if I was any sharper it'd be illegal
to carry me in a concealed place. Check my Bio.
Age: Ya don't need to know.
Weight: Perfect for my shell size.
Turn-ons: When people blindly follow my wise advice.
Turn-offs: When people fail to recognize my, how do I say, leadership abilities.
Best Friend: Yellow (we got our shells together).
Best Attribute: Genius I.Q. and physical speciminity (best of both worlds).
Shortcomings: Dumb question.
Appearance: Red, round and ALL chocolate.
Quote: "Gimme a break."